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10 reasons to have a vasectomy

1. Couples say that without the worry of an unplanned pregnancy vasectomy has improved their sex life.

2. It only takes 10 minutes

3. It is the most effective form of contraception that exists, with a failure fate of less than 1%

4. It will keep your wife/girlfriend happy – she won’t have to be responsible for the contraception

5. It is safe, effective and ideal for men who do not wish to have any more children or for those who don’t want any children at all

6. You get to take time off work for a legitimate reason

7. The simple procedure provides a lifetimes contraception at a ‘snip’ of a price

8. You are advised to relax and put your feet up as soon as you get home

9. A sexy nurse will mop your brow while it is being done

10. All of your mates will think you are brave!

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